faux-lover:

babe.

gonna make a smoothie, apply a cucumber face mask and, reminisce on shit

Countless odd religions too,
It doesn’t matter which you choose.

(Source: laland, via koen1g)

saddeus:

whats sadder than sad? me! alright alright alright alright alright

(via trilldaniela)

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

image

(via mutantrobot)

  • teacher: ur essay is full of mistakes lmao
  • me: lol who gives a fuck about an oxford comma
  • teacher: tru